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STUDENTS BATTLE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS – NO CASUALTIES EXPECTED

In Uncategorized on November 25, 2010 at 9:48 am

Police yesterday put their feet up, boiled the kettle and let roving street gangs of students and Liberal Democrats sort it out by themselves.

Sir Paul Condom, chief Metropolitan Officer of the Police, told angry protesters:

‘Give us a shout if you need us. We’ll be watching the football in this portakabin.’

One Liberal Democrat was treated for hyperventilation.

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