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BRAIN SURGERY AFTER TRUNCHEON BLOW TO STUDENT

In Uncategorized on December 10, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Surgeons worked late into the night on emergency operations after a student protester, Alfie Harkin, was coshed on the head by police.

Mr Harkin (19), a sociology student from Loughborough Queen’s University, received a blow to the head while trying to leave the police kettle in Parliament Square.

A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said:

“Following the incident, several officers were immediately rushed to hospital, where they are currently undergoing surgery to implant brains in their heads.

“We’re hoping that this will make them think twice before beating the crap out of slightly-built, unworldly teenagers like Alfie Harkin.

“Once would be nice, obviously.”

Mr Harkin said: “I want my mum.”

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