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In Uncategorized on April 27, 2011 at 2:56 pm

A German immigrant has been discovered throwing a huge wedding in order to furnish some sort of pretext for his secure position in British society, at the receiving end of a huge wad of publicly-funded benefits.

The crafty Kraut claims to come from Wales, despite his family’s extensive links with the international militant Hanoverian Protestant movement. Loony MPs voted to let them stay permanently. He now has several palatial homes, all of them funded by the taxpayer.

“Prince” William Mountbatten-Windsor (28) … actually, I’m bored now. Finish this one off yourself. Just stick in something about the Windsors in the flesh being the sort of people Jeremy Kyle himself would blush to televise. That should round it off nicely. I’m off to the pub.


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