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WILLIAM ‘SHOCKED AND ANGRY’ AT BABY PRANK

In Uncategorized on December 6, 2012 at 8:45 am

Prince William has reacted furiously to the news that Australian radio presenters were able to discover private details of Kate Middleton’s pregnancy.

A spokesman for the Palace said:

‘We’re not sure exactly how they got these details, but we think they may have read the news.

‘It could be just about any broadsheet, TV, radio, or website we can get to run the story.

‘They could even have emailed us for an interactive multimedia press pack, or checked the live hourly updates to the Palace Twitterfeed. It could be literally anything.

‘Their Royal Highnesses are shocked and furious. We spend millions spinning this story, and we’re not having a couple of Aussie amateurs stealing the show.

‘For updates on the royal baby, see http://www.buckinghampalace.wombcam.gov.uk.’

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