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FRACKING GETS ‘GREEN’ LIGHT (LOL!)

In Uncategorized on December 14, 2012 at 8:04 am

The controversial practice of fracking for shale gas has been given the go-ahead by the Coalition government.

The Energy Secretary, Mr Jeremy Minister, told reporters:

‘Basically, we’re in the business of using lots of hot air and and corrosive poison to generate massive disturbances, pulverise the entire country, and make a fast buck. Sounds great, doesn’t it?

‘But anyway … you wanted to ask about fracking?’

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