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US AVOIDS FISCAL APOCALYPSE

In Uncategorized on January 2, 2013 at 1:08 pm

In tense, nail-biting negotiations, continuing late last night, an exhausted US Congress yesterday narrowly averted the horrible, unthinkable economic disaster of having to do the same thing as the British government.

President Barack Obama said:

‘I salute the courage of my fellow Congresspeople, who have reached this deal, which alone saves us from having to cut welfare and raise taxes, like that funny British guy.

‘You know, what’s his name? The one that looks like the guy who used to be James Bond.

‘Wait a minute, that’s all of them.’

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