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SOLDIER SHOOTS GUN

In Uncategorized on January 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm

Prince Harry has testified that he fired a volley of Sitting Duck air-to-surface missiles on Afghan troops from a helicopter hovering a very safe distance up in the air a long way out of range of Afghan weapons.

“It’s a joy for me because I’m one of those people who loves playing PlayStation and Xbox,” he told reporters.

Islamist paramilitaries the world over are believed to have sighed, picked up their guns, and started off on the long slog for Mali.

Following recent defence cuts, Prince Harry is now the British Army.

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Although I make up most of this blog, Prince Harry did, actually, say that.

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