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PRINCE HARRY: THE BACKLASH BEGINS

In Uncategorized on January 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm

Controversy has been raging in the British press over Prince Harry’s recent comments, with the left-leaning Guardian calling him an ‘an old-fashioned warrior prince‘ and the fiercely anti-establishment Mirror fearlessly insisting thatboys want to be a bit like him’ and ‘girls want to be swept away’ in the ‘big strong forearms’ of ‘one of the world’s rare ginger studmuffins.’

Parliament meanwhile was locked in fierce debate over whether women or gays should be allowed to be kings or bishops, or continue in their present role as pawns and rooks.

Fringe parties on both sides of the Middle Eastern conflict have formally requested the loan of Prince Harry for a few weeks.

‘Two more words from that **** and it’s war,’ said an unnamed source yesterday. ‘It’s just what we’ve been waiting for. Just send him right over. This could be the big one at last. I can feel it in my bones.’

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No, I didn’t make any of that up either. Except the last bit.

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