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JONSSON: MY VISION FOR BRITAIN

In Uncategorized on January 25, 2013 at 8:19 am

The mayor of London, Mr Boris Jonsson, has somehow ended up festooned on the international stage as if he was in charge of anything. Experts are still trying to work out how that happened.

‘We should all jolly well buck up,’ he told a packed house as the World Economic Forum in Davos. ‘Things aren’t so bad. Not for me at least. We should stop bashing the banks simply because they got us in this mess to start with, and then sort the recession out by being terribly jolly about everything and spending a lot of money we haven’t got. It’ll all catch up with us sooner or later, but we can always have a war or something.

‘It worked for Hitler. And it’ll work for me.’

David Cameron was unavailable for comment.

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