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In Uncategorized on February 1, 2013 at 10:21 am

Future school shootings across the USA will be carried out by unmanned aerial drones, freeing up more undisciplined gun-waving loonies for frontline combat roles, President Barack Obama has announced.

‘We can save money flying the planes fifty miles to the nearest grade school, rather than five thousands miles to a massive extended family wedding on the Afghan-Pakistani border. The same number of innocent civilians get pointlessly wasted, but for a fraction of the operational cost.’


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