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NHS ‘RESPONSIBLE FOR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ENGULFING WESTERN CIVILISATION,’ SAYS HUNT

In Uncategorized on July 15, 2013 at 9:07 pm

The Health Secretary, Mr Jeremy Cant, today published a daming report revealing that FAILING NHS TRUSTS were SENDING THE LIVING DEAD OUT INTO THE COMMUNITY to SHAMBLE AROUND GRUNTING and CHEW THE FACES OFF THE LIVING.

‘This is the logical outcome of socialist healthcare,’ he pointed out. ‘Hardworking families are being EATEN ALIVE by the REANIMATED CORPSES of HEALTH TOURISTS who come over here from the EUROPEAN UNION just so they can DIE IN BRITISH HOSPITALS and then MOPE ABOUT EATING PEOPLE.

‘The ONLY SOLUTION is to PAY ME HUGE AMOUNTS OF CASH to own and run the hospitals. me and my chums.

‘Honest. ALL THE EVIDENCE points UNEQUIVOCALLY to the fact that I just SAID THAT IN SO MANY WORDS.’

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